Don't Eat the Fed SLOP Heavyweight Unisex Tee
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$40.00 - Precio regular
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$40.00
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Make a bold—and hilarious—statement with the Don't Eat the Fed SLOP Heavyweight Unisex Tee, a cheeky piece of wearable commentary for anyone who’s tired of swallowing whatever the world serves up. Featuring a mashup of playful ransom-style lettering, chunky metallic beads spelling “FED,” and a dramatic vomiting emoji for emphasis, this tee delivers equal parts humor, attitude, and eye-catching graphic design. Whether you’re anti-disinformation, anti-nonsense, or just pro-speaking your mind, this shirt gets the message across loud and clear: don’t take the slop.
Crafted from the classic Gildan 5000 silhouette, this heavyweight tee offers durability and comfort with its sturdy feel and timeless fit. The soft cotton construction makes it perfect for everyday wear, while the vibrant print ensures the artwork stays bold and crisp over time. Available in 8 colors and sizes ranging from XS to 5XL, it’s designed for anyone who likes their truth-telling with a side of humor. Pair it with jeans, joggers, or a rebellious mood—either way, you’ll be wearing a conversation starter.
Because it's handmade for you, this requires 4-8 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day's batch for manufacturing.
Details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Printed using Direct-to-Film
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Because it's handmade for you, this requires 4-8 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day's batch for manufacturing.
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Because it's handmade for you, this requires 4-8 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day's batch for manufacturing.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SingleTree Lane and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1875 S Bascom Avenue
Suite 2400
Campbell CA 95008 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
