You Are the Clown in My Story - Congrats! Heavyweight Unisex Tee
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Bold humor meets unapologetic self-awareness in the You Are the Clown in My Story – Congrats! Heavyweight Unisex Tee. Designed for those moments when the punchline writes itself, this graphic tee features a playful clown illustration standing proudly atop an open book, surrounded by celebratory balloons and confetti. It’s cheeky, direct, and impossible to ignore—perfect for anyone who’s done entertaining the nonsense and decided to reclaim the narrative.
Printed on the reliable Gildan 5000, this heavyweight unisex tee is made from durable 100% cotton with a structured feel that holds its shape wear after wear. The classic fit offers everyday comfort while making a statement that lands with humor, confidence, and just the right amount of bite. Available in 10 color options to suit your mood and your message.
Because it's handmade for you, this requires 4-8 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day's batch for manufacturing.
Details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Printed using Direct-to-Film
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Because it's handmade for you, this requires 4-8 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day's batch for manufacturing.
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Because it's handmade for you, this requires 4-8 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day's batch for manufacturing.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SingleTree Lane and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1875 S Bascom Avenue
Suite 2400
Campbell CA 95008 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
